BUTTON PEOPLE

[toomuchyakking]

[ You've been kidnapped to... A well lit room with a one-way mirror wall. Through the mirror wall, you can a plain steel box, twelve feet by twelve feet, with nothing interesting on it save a steel table covered in boxes.

There are no doors, and no windows. Everything reflects the halogen lighting. There are people inside, and you can hear them.

You're not alone in here, and somehow, you have an innate understanding of the rules... ]

Comments

Rules;

[toomuchyakking]

RULES ARE HERE

Round 1

[toomuchyakking]

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DISCUSSION

[toomuchyakking]

[hacksoff]

Ohhh shit, there's a button. There's a goddamn button. This kinda stuff always ends up being real bad! Like, explosions bad!

[primetimehero]

Dude, we know! Stay away from the button!

Re: DISCUSSION

[primetimehero]

. . . . That isss all kinds of messed up.

[ Hi I'm a short kid wearing a shitton of red and a shitton of layers ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[hacktheplanet]

[ wow look at this tiny kid with horns and a tail ]

Well fuck.

Re: DISCUSSION

[denotes]

A button. All we have is a goddamn button.

CHOICE

[toomuchyakking]

Re: CHOICE

[toomuchyakking]

HEARTS = RED SQUARE (INCORRECT)
DIAMONDS = YELLOW PENTAGON (INCORRECT)
CLUBS = GREEN TRIANGLE (INCORRECT)
SPADES = BLUE CIRCLE (INCORRECT)

Do you hit the button?

Round 2

[toomuchyakking]

DISCUSSION

[toomuchyakking]

[What a lovely result. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[denotes]

[ A HEAVY SIGH. ]

That's the most useless kinda communicating I've ever seen. No words? No notes? Not even fucking sign language?

Re: DISCUSSION

[primetimehero]

[ someone sure got fussy when you pressed the button but then looked sick as hell when the thing happened

now he's somewhere. trying not to vomit. or cry. neither of them are very helpful right now! ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[hacksoff]

Jesus fuck!

I- I got nothing else to say about this. If there was a time I never wanted to push a shiny button, it's now.

CHOICE

[toomuchyakking]

Re: CHOICE

[toomuchyakking]

[ TOGETHER WITH THE BUTTON PRESS POPS UP IN THE BOX ROOM... ]

Previous result:
Incorrect: 4

Re: CHOICE

[toomuchyakking]

Yellow pentagon in the heart box (Incorrect)
Green triangle in the diamonds box (Correct)
Blue circle in the clubs box (Incorrect)
Red square in the spades box (Incorrect)

[toomuchyakking]

Boring, boring, boooring~~! Humans sitting around waiting to die, where's the fun in thaaat?

[ RULE CHANGE: ALL CHARACTERS IN THE GAME WILL DIE IF THE PUZZLE IS NOT SOLVED. ]

[denotes]

Humans?

[hacktheplanet]

How racist.

[primetimehero]

. . . .what! Y--you can't just change the rules on us! That's not fair!

Hey!

[denotes]

Runners never have rules. They fuck with shit as they go along. It's how it works.

[hacksoff]

Aw, jeez. Let me check the percentage of morals I have left.

[denotes]

We came into this with morals?