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[ You've been kidnapped to... A well lit room with a one-way mirror wall. Through the mirror wall, you can a plain steel box, twelve feet by twelve feet, with nothing interesting on it save a steel table covered in boxes.

There are no doors, and no windows. Everything reflects the halogen lighting. There are people inside, and you can hear them.

You're not alone in here, and somehow, you have an innate understanding of the rules... ]

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Jesus fuck!

I- I got nothing else to say about this. If there was a time I never wanted to push a shiny button, it's now.

It's pretty useless.

Those guys are gonna hate us.

Sucks, I guess.

I guess. But my life sucks as a whole. I really should've expected this.

Let's not try that again.

Yup.

We're gonna die.

Any last words?

Fuck America.

What's "America"?

They say it's the best country on Earth, but it has fat people and a shitton of neckbeards.

[ the fuck is an earth. ]

Works for me.

YEAH can we not!!!

I just learned a valuable life lesson from all this.

Me too. I will never be a doctor.

[ so squeamish ]

I will nev- [ Just shrugs. ] Eh, I've gone through some awful and gross stuff myself.

I've done like one thing? Anything else, I don't remember.

Okay, they put their shit in.

At least they got one thing right. But we're all still gonna die.

We've still got time. . . . ? Three combinations is easier to get than four! We can't die here!

You never know, buddy.

I could give you a bunch of numbers to show our chances, but... I dunno.

Edited 2015-02-01 01:33 (UTC)

[ c-covers his face, pinching the bridge of his nose, deep breaths ]

They can do it. I know they can!

Don't stop believing. Hold on to that feeling.

I can do that. No problem.

Wish you knew the song. Would've made things dramatic.

What song'd that be?

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