BUTTON PEOPLE

[toomuchyakking]

[ You've been kidnapped to... A well lit room with a one-way mirror wall. Through the mirror wall, you can a plain steel box, twelve feet by twelve feet, with nothing interesting on it save a steel table covered in boxes.

There are no doors, and no windows. Everything reflects the halogen lighting. There are people inside, and you can hear them.

You're not alone in here, and somehow, you have an innate understanding of the rules... ]

Comments

[hacksoff]

If the box guys end up hating us, you'll punch 'em, won't you?

[denotes]

[ idly looks him over. ]

They're all smaller than you. You're fine.

[hacksoff]

I don't like hurting non-dicks. Makes me sad.

[denotes]

I'm not hitting 'em.

[hacksoff]

You're the one who wants to press the button so bad.

[denotes]

And if we all get outta here alive they can hit me as much as they want to, fine.

But I ain't hitting them.

[hacksoff]

Not even if they try to kill you because they'll end up losing one butt cheek?

[denotes]

That'd be my fault, wouldn't it?

[hacksoff]

Ehh, mostly yours.

[denotes]

So it's my problem.

[hacksoff]

Are you going to get all mad at me for a joke, because I don't want that to happen.

[denotes]

I ain't mad. I'm just saying I'm not gonna hit someone for wanting to kill me.

[hacksoff]

Was just trying to stir the pot a little.

[ He just wants to see reactions. ]

So, anyway, we gonna try this, or what?

[denotes]

We'll see how they do first.

[hacksoff]

Jesus H. Christ. They got nothing right.

[denotes]

So I'll press the button.

[hacksoff]

Can we press it at the same time?

[denotes]

I've got it.

[hacksoff]

... hog.

[denotes]

You can play with the button later.