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[toomuchyakking]

[So yeah, after ruthlessly murdering everyone, who doesn't want a tea party in Yaksinis realm?

It's in the summer now, sticky humid. The echo can be found draped on a tree, napping.

If you confront her, she probably won't murder you again.

pr...obably...]

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[fuhrinkaed]

...Miss Yaksinis?

[OH HI THERE THERES ONE OF THE TIAMATS YOU DIDN'T SLAUGHTER. He doesn't seem mad yet at least.]

You ran the game earlier today, right? The one where everyone got hurt so badly?

[toomuchyakking]

[She cracks open an eye, grudgingly.]

...Yes.

[fuhrinkaed]

Um... I wasn't really there for any of it and I don't know what happened or any of that but everyone was really upset about it and I just kind of wanted to ask...

Why? Why'd you run a game where we had to hurt each other?

...Was it the rap battle?

[toomuchyakking]

... ... No.

Harvesting.

[fuhrinkaed]

Harvesting..? But we're not plants...

What were you harvesting? Why?

[toomuchyakking]

... .... .... Winter sacrifice.

[fuhrinkaed]

Winter..?

[And the last game was autumn...]

Yaksinis, what was the purpose of each of your games thus far? They w-went in order, right?

[toomuchyakking]

...Weather.

[fuhrinkaed]

Weather... [Occult thinking time goes...]

So winter's game... was to ensure that you'd be able to get the weather you needed to grow things in spring and summer and then get a good harvest in fall?

[toomuchyakking]

... ... ...

[That's a complicated question. Give her a bit.]

... Harvesting. Fertilizing. Growth.

[fuhrinkaed]

...So then, they were fertilizer to you?

[toomuchyakking]

[She yawns, and starts falling back asleep.]

[fuhrinkaed]

W-w-w-w-w-w-wait a sec!

What about the other three games? There were three, right? I'm assuming there were three.

[toomuchyakking]

Feed. Water. Nurture. Harvest.

[fuhrinkaed]

[Rap battles are nuturing..?]

[W-well.]

And you always follow that cycle. Right?

[toomuchyakking]

...........

[Zzznk.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[...considering how it happens, that clearly means falling asleep = yes SEE I GOT THIS BASIC LOGIC SHIT DOWN.]

So then, we're plants to you.

[toomuchyakking]

[She cracks open an eye.]

...I..............................................................................................


...am forest...

[Back to napping.]

[fuhrinkaed]

So you are the forest.

And these games follow the natural order of life within a forest.

[...SHIT THIS IS SOUNDING LIKE BALANCE I CANT REALLY CONDEMN BALANCE ALL THAT WELL. :E]

[toomuchyakking]

[I vote you go and explain to everyone that this is the natural order of life, and they're making like antelopes to a lion.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[Even I know that's a bad idea Yaksinis. I'm not nearly smart enough to make this not completely suck to explain.]

[But hey. At least I... get... you...]

[dammit i befriended a murderecho again didn't i.]

Oh... one more thing.

When the game got out of control. Could you have stopped it, if you wanted to?

[toomuchyakking]

...Out...?

[fuhrinkaed]

Erm. You know.

When the wolves both ousted themselves and everyone died but there were only three teams left but no wolves.

If you'd wanted to, could you have stopped the game then?

[toomuchyakking]

...Rules...

[fuhrinkaed]

...you couldn't have stopped it then, because the rules that said when the game ended hadn't been met. Am I close?

[toomuchyakking]

[She's asleep again.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[So that's a yes.]

[Just gonna pat a tree.]

Everyone's really mad about what happened. If it's possible, I think they'd really appreciate it if the harvest next time was metaphorical somehow. W-we exist outside of physics, so if you just believe it'll work... it should.

A-anyways. Thanks very much. It's been nice talking to you, Yaksinis.